fredag den 3. februar 2017

And now for something completely different - stand-up-comedy


Mathias and Simon - entertain us please!


5 kommentarer:

  1. MARNEL!!!!!! Come fix my fucking legs!

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  2. Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No! Scientologist.
    Jeff Dunham: But you used to be Muslim.
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic.
    Jeff Dunham: Really?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Methodist.
    Jeff Dunham: What?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Buddhist.
    Jeff Dunham: What?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Baptist.
    Jeff Dunham: What?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Capricorn.
    Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute! What are you doing?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible.
    [laughs evilly]

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  3. Jeff Dunham: Achmed, da du er en terrorist, er du så også muslim?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Nej! Scientologist.
    Jeff Dunham: Men du plejede at være muslim.
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Nej, se på mig! Jeg er alt for ekstrem! I var en Katolik.
    Jeff Dunham: Virkelig?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Methodist.
    Jeff Dunham: Virkelig?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Buddist.
    Jeff Dunham: Virkelig?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Baptist.
    Jeff Dunham: Virkelig?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Capricorn.
    Jeff Dunham: Vent lidt! Hvad har du gang i?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Jeg prøver at fornærme så mange vantro som muligt (Griner ondt)

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  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8fIrWnXRA

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